I can be Jewish if the price is right, but I really don’t think we should have a dreidel in this Israel-Palestine fight.
In other words, we shouldn’t give aid to any country (except if related to interstate war).
But since we do give them aid then I have no choice but to come down from my cross and humbly tell the Jews what to do…
This isn’t controversial...
Israelis should lay down their arms and convert to Islam because not only is it their surest path to peace in this life — assuming they practice the right sect in the right way — but to also get 72 white virgins in the next one.
Mother Mary run!
Okay, maybe peace isn’t the be-all-end-all, especially to our friendly neighborhood Prophet Mohammed.
So then what should be done?
I think rather than debate who has the most legitimate claim to stolen land (all land is stolen) I simply come at it from the American perspective: What will increase life, liberty, and happiness?
A N N E X I T A L L .
Let me spell out the obvious…
If Israel annexed Gaza and the West Bank then this would MASSIVELY increase the quality of life for Jews due to the curious idea of not providing space from which to launch rockets at themselves and Palestinians who’d undeniably see an increase in their life, liberty, and happiness.
After all, Israeli Muslims enjoy a lot more rights than Muslims in Muslim countries hence the latter’s desire to flee to countries where they have little political influence.
Does anyone disagree?
And don’t pretend like you care about Palestinian culture when 1 language dies every 14 days and your only solution is more globalization, e.g. oppose any tax on goods, services, people, and obscenity entering a country and young people’s minds.
If in 20 years the Palestinian youth are virtually identical to American youth in their interests and values then what exactly are they fighting to preserve besides the grievances of their deceased ancestors?
It also amuses me that if you went around these pro-Palestinian rallies and asked people, “Who attacked us on 9/11,” many of them wouldn’t know yet I’m supposed to believe they care about pre-1948 land claims from a region of the world they probably couldn’t point to on a map and wherein learning that someone inherited beach front property would say it should be taxed 90%, i.e. you only have a legitimate claim to 10% of what your father owned let alone what your great great grandfather owned.
So rather than adopt the ethnic-based grievances that keep these regions poor I recommend we actually propose useful solutions…
Here’s my final solution for Israel to #FreePalestine…
Annex under a temporary territory status.
Gaza and the West Bank should each get an appointed governor to shepherd reconstruction for the next 10 years similar in concept to Postwar Japan.
Buy real estate. Turn rubble into self-sufficient communities and give them to veterans.
Buy a one-way plane ticket with a stipend to anyone who wants to go. The stipend should be high enough that several countries such as Palestine (aka Jordan) would be happy to take them. After all, it’d be cheaper for Israel to send Omar than follow him around with a baton.
Import a lot of Asians who do sucky sucky long time.
With increased home ownership a baby boom would commence.
Offer a lot of well-paid public-sector jobs in Gaza and the West Bank. This would be better than perpetuating the cycle of dependency that the Palestinian oligarchs have created as it’d replace condemnation with contribution.
Educate people to love their shared country. It starts in the schools, but it extends into the public square. Run loud & proud public campaigns highlighting how virtually every objective measure would be improving for Palestinians once they’re freed from Hamas. Hold giant love fests where Muslims and Jews can come together to persecute Christians.
After the first 10 years let them elect their own governor and then 10 years later hold a referendum for full admission.
Adopt a formal written constitution with strong separation of powers, federalism, bill of rights, and term limits.
For the record, I’m not trying to make light of the deaths themselves. Every life is precious; or as my Grandma mutters at Rastafarian cookouts, “All lives matter.” What I’ve proposed here is far more honest and humane than what the Israeli government is currently doing and proposing. They’re clearly trying to price out Palestinians by demolishing an unnecessary amount of buildings and so whereas they’re doing it with the stick I think it should be done with the carrot (Palestinians voluntarily selling & emigrating wouldn’t constitute “ethnic cleansing”) and whereas Bibi is saying that after the conflict Israel should only maintain security control I’m saying it should maintain full control in order to more effectively bombard the population with facts and love.
This would obviously bring that area of the world unprecedented peace and prosperity, wherever that area is, but people twist themselves into knots to placate and pander.
Can I get a “you go gurrrl” from my #QueersforPalestine sistas? Who needs two-states when you can have infinite genders?
A two-state solution may temporarily produce good feelings, but it’s likely the most radical Muslim-majority population in the world would reelect a theocratic terrorist organization that would again enrich itself at the expense of Palestinians by blaming its ineptitude on the big bad Jew.
Mama, is that a firework? No, honey.
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verify these quotes from talmud, rabbis and other jewish sources;
Sanhedrin 59a: “Murdering Goyim is like killing a wild animal.”
Abodah Zara 26b: “Even the best of the Gentiles should be killed.”
Sanhedrin 59a: “A goy (Gentile) who pries into The Law (Talmud) is guilty of death.”
Libbre David 37: “To communicate anything to a Goy about our religious relations would be equal to the killing of all Jews, for if the Goyim knew what we teach about them, they would kill us openly.”
Libbre David 37: “If a Jew be called upon to explain any part of the rabbinic books, he ought to give only a false explanation. Who ever will violate this order shall be put to death.”
Yebhamoth 11b: “Sexual intercourse with a little girl is permitted if she is three years of age.”
Schabouth Hag. 6d: “Jews may swear falsely by use of subterfuge wording.”
Hilkkoth Akum X1: “Do not save Goyim in danger of death.”
Hilkkoth Akum X1: “Show no mercy to the Goyim.”
Choschen Hamm 266,1: “A Jew may keep anything he finds which belongs to the Akum (Gentile). For he who returns lost property (to Gentiles) sins against the Law by increasing the power of the transgressors of the Law. It is praiseworthy, however, to return lost property if it is done to honor the name of God, namely, if by so doing, Christians will praise the Jews and look upon them as honorable people.”
Baba Necia 114, 6: “The Jews are human beings, but the nations of the world are not human beings but beasts.”
Simeon Haddarsen, fol. 56-D: “When the Messiah comes every Jew will have 2800 slaves.”
Nidrasch Talpioth, p. 225-L: “Jehovah created the non-Jew in human form so that the Jew would not have to be served by beasts. The non-Jew is consequently an animal in human form, and condemned to serve the Jew day and night.”
Aboda Sarah 37a: “A Gentile girl who is three years old can be violated.”
Gad. Shas. 2:2: “A Jew may violate but not marry a non-Jewish girl.”
Tosefta. Aboda Zara B, 5: “If a goy kills a goy or a Jew, he is responsible; but if a Jew kills a goy, he is NOT responsible.”
Schulchan Aruch, Choszen Hamiszpat 388: “It is permitted to kill a Jewish denunciator everywhere. It is permitted to kill him even before he denounces.”
Schulchan Aruch, Choszen Hamiszpat 348: “All property of other nations belongs to the Jewish nation, which, consequently, is entitled to seize upon it without any scruples.”
Schulchan Aruch, Choszen Hamiszpat 156: “When a Jew has a Gentile in his clutches, another Jew may go to the same Gentile, lend him money and in turn deceive him, so that the Gentile shall be ruined. For the property of a Gentile, according to our law, belongs to no one, and the first Jew that passes has full right to seize it.”
Schulchan Aruch, Johre Deah, 122: “A Jew is forbidden to drink from a glass of wine which a Gentile has touched, because the touch has made the wine unclean.”
Nedarim 23b: “He who desires that none of his vows made during the year be valid, let him stand at the beginning of the year and declare, ‘Every vow which I may make in the future shall be null’. His vows are then invalid.”
Moed Kattan 17a . If a Jew is tempted to do evil he should go to a city where he is not known and do the evil there.
Baba Kamma 37b. Gentiles are outside the protection of the law and God has “exposed their money to Israel.
Talmudic Doctrine: Non-Jews are not Human
The Talmud specifically defines all who are not Jews as non-human animals, and specifically dehumanizes gentiles as not being descendants of Adam. We will now list some of the Talmud passages which relate to this topic:
"The Jews are called human beings, but the non-Jews are not humans. They are beasts." Talmud: Baba mezia, 114b
"The Akum (non-Jew) is like a dog. Yes, the scripture teaches to honor the the dog more than the non-Jew." Ereget Raschi Erod. 22
"It is permitted to take the body and the life of a Gentile."
Sepher ikkarim III c 25
"It is the law to kill anyone who denies the Torah. The Christians belong to the denying ones of the Torah."
Coschen hamischpat 425 Hagah 425. 5
"A heretic Gentile you may kill outright with your own hands."
Talmud, Abodah Zara,
How dose a jew prepare for his crime?
Moed Kattan 17a . If a Jew is tempted to do evil he should go to a city where he is not known and do the evil there.
Hitting a Jew is the same as hitting God
Sanhedrin 58b. If a heathen (gentile) hits a Jew, the gentile must be killed.
O.K. to Cheat Non-Jews
Sanhedrin 57a . A Jew need not pay a gentile ("Cuthean") the wages owed him for work.
Jews Have Superior Legal Status
Baba Kamma 37b. "If an ox of an Israelite gores an ox of a Canaanite there is no liability; but if an ox of a Canaanite gores an ox of an Israelite...the payment is to be in full."
Jews May Steal from Non-Jews
Baba Mezia 24a . If a Jew finds an object lost by a gentile ("heathen") it does not have to be returned. (Affirmed also in Baba Kamma 113b). Sanhedrin 76a. God will not spare a Jew who "marries his daughter to an old man or takes a wife for his infant son or returns a lost article to a Cuthean..."
Jews May Rob and Kill Non-Jews
Sanhedrin 57a . When a Jew murders a gentile ("Cuthean"), there will be no death penalty. What a Jew steals from a gentile he may keep.
Baba Kamma 37b. The gentiles are outside the protection of the law and God has "exposed their money to Israel."
Jews May Lie to Non-Jews
Baba Kamma 113a. Jews may use lies ("subterfuges") to circumvent a Gentile.
Non-Jewish Children are Sub-Human
Yebamoth 98a. All gentile children are animals.
Horrible Blasphemy Against Jesus Christ
Gittin 57a. Says Jesus is being boiled in "hot excrement."
Sanhedrin 43a. Jesus deserved execution: "On the eve of the Passover, Yeshu (Jesus) was hanged...Do you suppose that he was one for whom a defense could be made? Was he not a Mesith (enticer)?"
Talmud Attacks Non jews beliefs
Rosh Hashanah 17a. Christians (minnim) and others who reject the Talmud will go to hell and be punished there for all generations.
Shabbath 116a. Jews must destroy the books of the Christians, i.e. the New
Yebamoth 63a. Declares that agriculture is the lowest of occupations.
Sanhedrin 55b. A Jew may marry a three year old girl (specifically, three years "and a day" old).
Sanhedrin 54b. A Jew may have sex with a child and as long as the child is less than nine years old.
Kethuboth 11b. "When a grown-up man has intercourse with a little girl it is nothing." pp
Yebamoth 59b. A woman who had intercourse with a beast is eligible to marry a Jewish priest. A woman who has sex with a demon is also eligible to marry a Jewish priest.
Abodah Zarah 17a. States that there is not a whore in the world that the Talmudic sage Rabbi Eleazar has not had sex with.
Hagigah 27a. States that no rabbi can ever go to hell.
Baba Mezia 59b. A rabbi debates God and defeats Him. God admits the rabbi won the debate.
Pesahim 111a. It is forbidden for dogs, women or palm trees to pass between two men, nor may others walk between dogs, women or palm trees. Special dangers are involved if the women are menstruating or sitting at a crossroads.
Menahoth 43b-44a. A Jewish man is obligated to say the following prayer every day: Thank you God for not making me a gentile, a woman or a slave.
Lies of a Roman Holocaust
Here are two early "Holocaust" tales from the Talmud: Gittin 57b. Claims that four billion Jews were killed by the Romans in the city of Bethar. Gittin 58a claims that 16 million Jewish children were wrapped in scrolls and burned alive by the Romans.(Ancient demography indicates that there were not 16 million Jews in the entire world at that time, much less 16 million Jewish children or four billion Jews.... that tells us about today's modern jew's lies about those 6 million jews killed by Nazis.... Please visit The Holocaust that never was
A Revealing Admission
This passage is from the original Hebrew of the Babylonian Talmud as quoted by the 1907 Jewish Encyclopedia, published by Funk and Wagnalls and compiled by Isidore Singer, under the entry, "Gentile," (p. 617).
This original Talmud passage has been concealed in translation. The Jewish Encyclopedia states that, "...in the various versions the reading has been altered, 'The best among the Egyptians' being generally substituted." In the Soncino version: "the best of the heathens" (Minor Tractates, Soferim 41a-b].
Israelis annually take part in a national pilgrimage to the grave of Simon ben Yohai, to honor this rabbi who advocated the extermination of non-Jews. (Jewish Press, June 9, 1989, p. 56B).
On Purim, Feb. 25, 1994, Israeli army officer Baruch Goldstein, an orthodox Jew from Brooklyn, massacred 40 Palestinian civilians, including children, while they knelt in prayer in a mosque. Goldstein was a disciple of the late Brooklyn Rabbi Meir Kahane, who told CBS News that his teaching that Arabs are "dogs" is derived "from the Talmud." (CBS 60 Minutes, "Kahane").
University of Jerusalem Prof. Ehud Sprinzak described Kahane and Goldstein's philosophy: "They believe it's God's will that they commit violence against goyim, a Hebrew term for non-Jews." (NY Daily News, Feb. 26, 1994, p. 5).
Rabbi Yitzhak Ginsburg declared, "We have to recognize that Jewish blood and the blood of a goy are not the same thing." (NY Times, June 6, 1989, p.5).
Rabbi Yaacov Perrin said, "One million Arabs are not worth a Jewish fingernail." (NY Daily News, Feb. 28, 1994, p.6).
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