I just got hit by a car.
Some guy went to make an illegal U-turn.
I was going too fast to stooooopppp!
I swerved, but smacked his front bumper.
I flew over the handlebars.
As everything went into slow motion I thought, “I feel like Batman.”
I somersaulted onto the concrete and into standing position.
The driver jumped out of his car. I saw the fear in his face.