I just got hit by a car.

Some guy went to make an illegal U-turn.

I was going too fast to stooooopppp!

I swerved, but smacked his front bumper.

I flew over the handlebars.

As everything went into slow motion I thought, “I feel like Batman.”

I somersaulted onto the concrete and into standing position.

The driver jumped out of his car. I saw the fear in his face.